Posted 6 hours ago
this-is-sheridan-hull:

I DON’T REALLY GET A SAY IN HOW MUCH OF MY LIFE IS DEPICTED TO THE INTERNET
DO I, JOHN

At this point, no, you don’t get a say.

this-is-sheridan-hull:

I DON’T REALLY GET A SAY IN HOW MUCH OF MY LIFE IS DEPICTED TO THE INTERNET

DO I, JOHN

At this point, no, you don’t get a say.

Posted 2 days ago

I will be honest: that last trip was a bit jarring. I certainly got to see a side to Hull I had not seen before. But I’m not sure it’s a side I necessarily had to see.

Posted 6 days ago

Hull has been looking forward to (and dreading) The Office series finale for weeks now. And yet just before the show starts, he receives a phone call then tells me he’s leaving for Illinois in the morning, and he doesn’t even stay out to watch the show.

That’s how you know something very bad has happened.

Posted 1 week ago

Hull has been playing this song all day. I’m seriously concerned he’s going to attempt to throw a party mimicking that from The Great Gatsby.

Posted 1 week ago

this-is-sheridan-hull:

GATSBY

GATSBY

GATSBY

BRING ON THE ONLY PARTY I WOULD EVER WILLINGLY ATTEND

Is that where you went? I thought you were going to pick up milk!

Posted 2 weeks ago
  1. *at Malcolm Hull's house, watching a rerun of "Lost"*
  2. Malcolm: Shows that have riveting plots like this one always intrigue me. Unfortunately, I cannot say I am able to accurately pinpoint where this particular show will go.
  3. Sheridan:
  4. Malcolm: It seems to suggest some type of experiment, I would say. The survivors being the subjects.
  5. Sheridan:
  6. Malcolm: Perhaps it is nothing more than a mix of fantasy with reality, creating an odd hybrid that manages to entertain the viewer.
  7. Sheridan:
  8. Malcolm: Or maybe it is a–
  9. Sheridan: Perhaps some of them go home, perhaps some of them stay, perhaps the mirrored world is a limbo-like status where everyone is reunited, and perhaps it will most certainly end and leave you seething.
  10. Me: You've watched the entire show?
  11. Sheridan: God no. But it's as predictable as any M. Night Shyamalan story.
  12. Malcolm: Get out.
Posted 2 weeks ago

Stop the presses. Mr. Stoic Emotionless Void, otherwise known as Sheridan Hull, just said something that has to go down in history. He said, and I quote:

“I wonder if Kirsten Dunst would say yes to a date if I asked her.”

Progress, ladies and gentlemen. Progress.

Posted 2 weeks ago

My 100th post was about pegging. Thank you for that, Hull.

Posted 2 weeks ago

this-is-sheridan-hull:

tkseoul:

pimpeta-slap:

brofisting:

kimmsauce:

dem-hips:

Kim, for u

100% best advice

finally, a sex recommendation i can really get behind

how about no

yeah let’s not

DO YOU WANT TO COMMENT ON THIS ONE TOO, JOHN. DO YOU.

DO YOU.

You’re never going to let me live this down, are you.

(Source: friendlyangryfeminist)

Posted 3 weeks ago

Told you guys I would deliver.